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International PREDATORS Trailer Shows the Bloody Goods



The international trailer for PREDATORS, which gives us a preview of all the gory mayhem that will untold when the film hits theaters in the United States on July 9th, is the ultimate apology for ALIEN VS PREDATOR and ALIEN VS PREDATOR: REQUIEM. Featuring bad-ass posing from the bad-ass characters including Adrien Brody, Topher Grace, Danny Trejo and Laurence Fishburne and plenty of skull-and-spine tearing promises a bloody good time.

Synopsis: Predators, a bold new chapter in the Predator universe, shot under the creative auspices of Robert Rodriguez, stars Adrien Brody as Royce, a mercenary who reluctantly leads a group of elite warriors who come to realize they've been brought together on an alien planet... as prey. With the notable exception of a disgraced physician, they are all cold-blooded killers - mercenaries, Yakuza, convicts, death squad members - human "predators" that are now being systematically hunted and eliminated by a new breed of alien Predators.

PREDATORS is directed by Nimrod Antel (VACANCY), produced by Robert Rodriguez, and features Derek Mears (Jason in the FRIDAY THE 13TH remake) as one of the main Predators.
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Screenshots from Upcoming Piranha 3D

Alexanda Aja, he of HIGH TENSION and THE HILLS HAVE EYES remake, is coming out with a remake/reboot/re-imagining/semi-sequel to PIRANHA this summer, PIRANHA 3D. Here's a few screenshots for the upcoming summer spectacle, which churns into theaters August 20th.












To quote Milhouse "I'm more worried about piranhas. Did you see that movie where they send a nuclear submarine to fight the piranhas, and one of them swims right down the periscope and bites the guy in the eye, and he goes, "Aah! Aah! Aah!", and that old lady told him it would happen?"
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Tiffany and Debbie Gibson Will Throwdown on Sci-Fi in 2011




In 2011, 80's teen singing sensations Tiffany, star of 2010's MEGA PIRANHA, and Debbie Deborah Gibson, star of 2009's MEGA SHARK VS GIANT OCTOPUS will meet face-to-face in the Sci-Fi SyFy Channel's original film MEGA PYTHON VS GATOROID.

According to the Hollywood Reporter:
Gibson will play a fanatical animal-rights activist who frees illegally imported exotic snakes from pet stores, sending them into the Everglades, where they grow to mega sizes. Tiffany will play an overzealous park ranger who uses dangerous methods to save endangered alligators.

In the script, the pair brawl at a party, then take matters outside into the swamp.

Shooting for the film, which is being produced by The Asylum, begins this month and will air on a to-be-determined date sometime next year. Let the countdown to first on-set pics begin!
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THE RUINS (2008) Movie Review

THE RUINS (2008)


After spending their entire vacation in Mexico drinking and lounging by the pool, two twenty-something couples take up their new German friend’s offer of checking out an ancient Mayan temple that is not in any tour books. Jeff, Amy, Stacy and Eric, along with Mathias who has a beat up map given to him by his brother to guide them, make the trek by taxi and foot to the temple. No sooner do they arrive at the Mayan pyramid which is canvassed in plants than a group of very angry locals armed with guns and bows sweep out of the jungle. The locals force the confused Americans up to the top of the pyramid and before making camp. They have no plans to leave, nor do they have any plans to let their very scared and bewildered targets off the temple.

Scared out of their wits, Jeff tries to take control of the situation and keep everyone rational. He believes that if they just sit and wait it out, that someone, anyone will notice they are missing and come find them. As long as they can keep their water supply and food rationed, they will survive. But, the group learns all to quickly that the plants which surround them have a taste for human blood, when Stacy discovers that the vines have grown inside her through an opened wound while they were sleeping! Panic, fear, and desperation quickly overtake the group as they grasp the true nature of what these plants can do, and when it becomes apparent that no one is coming to save them, they begin to understand that none of them are leaving the ruins alive.


What lies just off the beaten path of well-traveled and documented destinations for tourists? What happens when tourists who believe they are safe just because they are Americans find that nationality does not guarantee such perks? What does one do when they find themselves in true peril for the first time in their lives? Scott B. Smith, who wrote the novel The Ruins in 2003 and has adapted his own story for the screen, has a pretty good answer to these questions and definitely knows how to bring the hammer of unflinching terror down on his unsuspecting prey. Smith takes more than a few liberties with his own story, including a change of location, the alteration of almost every single character, and even changing his own ending, but the main motifs remain steadfast, and he certainly is no kinder to the audience this time around for the screen version.

Scott Smith’s characters reactions are well thought out with some depth given to each one during the minimal introductions, and for the most part play out their reactions to the situation like you would imagine the average person would. Jonathan Tucker, last seen in the television show THE BLACK DONNELLYS, takes charge as Jeff, and works well within the character’s insecurities as he tries to keep control. Shawn Ashmore, who looks almost unrecognizable from his clean-cut days as Iceman in the X-MEN movies, works as the polar opposite Eric, with drastic and brash ideas to escape. Admittedly though, there isn’t much emotional attachment to the characters aside from a few moments of genuine concern and pity for the situation they’ve fumbled into.

The feature-length film debut of Carter Smith (no relation to Scott Smith), who got his start with short-films and commercials, brings the non-stop page-turning tension of the book to life with surprising success. After the quick introductions of the characters that are just enough to get their names stuck in your head and figure out who is sleeping with who, Smith whisks the characters off the main set piece which is the temple’s top. In an affront to the dark, grimy and dirty styling that has become the norm in horror over the past few years, Smith lets almost the entire movie play out in broad daylight. Smith also plays with a different kind of claustrophobia than has been seen recently in the horror genre. Instead of small rooms dank underground passageways, the small temple top plays in absolute contrast to the wide shots of the jungle background.

Smith dishes out the intense and squirm inducing gore like no-one’s business with the help of special effects supervisor David Fletcher, especially within the extended and deleted scenes that have made their way back into the unrated version. With the brightly lit daytime sequences, every single moment of self-inflicted cutting and every infected open wound are plainly visible and made all the more harsh by the dedication to realism that the in-camera practical effects strive for. Adding to the almost nauseating realism of the gore are the sound effects, which include hair-raising bone cracks and gut-wrenching squishing of manipulated flesh.

The Ruins asks just one favor of the audience, and that is to embrace the idea that the plants and vines which cover the temple can exist. Is it from outer space? Is it some mutation from the years of human sacrifice on the temple by the Mayans? The answer of course is never given, nor does it matter. Man-eating plants have long been a staple in sci-fi and jungle-based horror and carnivorous plants do exist in the real world. The venus fly trap has evolved to attract its prey with a sickly-sweet smell, and Smith’s creation here has merely evolved a decoy geared toward attracting its human prey. While they are certainly no conventional villain, and do not have the personality of say Audrey II, the vines that cover the temple ruins stalk and kill with a satisfying efficiency and can be trusted to deliver the goods where it counts.

With nihilism to spare and a cringe-factor that can’t be beat, Smith’s bleak film is a gorehound’s delight that is viciously entertaining and may just do to walks in the tropics what JAWS did to bodies of water.
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People Waiting to Be Cannibalized... aka Greatest Spam Email Ever

Today is one of my rare "first person" postings as I share the most fantastic spam email I've ever received:
my name is mr james i am a black american based in nigeria i have been a cannibal gent for the past 4 years i transport blacks from africa to every coutry with assurance i have so many people who are tired of life so all i have to do is just for me to advise them to be canniblised and they alway agree all so all you have to do is just for you to send there money for visa which is very little and all you jut have to do is just wait and recieve them with honor

thanks regards
jamesmark shipper

I really just have no words. How can you comment on perfection?
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Red Band Trailer for Neil Marshall's CENTURION



Writer/Director Neil Marshall, responsible for modern day favorites DOG SOLDIERS, THE DESCENT and DOOMSDAY returns with CENTURION, a gripping survival thriller set against a background of conquest and invasion.

AD 117. The Roman Empire stretches from Egypt to Spain, and East as far as the Black Sea. But in northern Britain, the relentless onslaught of conquest has ground to a halt in face of the guerrilla tactics of an elusive enemy: the savage and terrifying tribes known as the Picts.

Quintus, sole survivor of a Pictish raid on a Roman frontier fort, marches north with General Virilus’ legendary Ninth Legion, under orders to wipe the Picts from the face of the earth and destroy their leader Gorlacon.

But when the legion is ambushed on unfamiliar ground, and Virilus taken captive, Quintus faces a desperate struggle to keep his small platoon alive behind enemy lines, evading remorseless Pict pursuers over harsh terrain, as the band of soldiers race to rescue their General, and to reach the safety of the Roman frontier.

CENTURION opens in theaters August 27, 2010.
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Sarongs-a-Plenty in Cinematic Titanic's DANGER ON TIKI ISLAND



There's two things that I am nigh-obsessed with, that being Tiki bars (and all the good potent drinks that come with it) and Joel Hodgson-era Mystery Science Theatre 3000.

These two cultural institutions come crashing together in DANGER ON TIKI ISLAND, the latest Cinematic Titanic release.
Strange things are happening on this remote island in the Pacific, where a Peace Corps volunteer, a researcher and his love-starved lady arrive to find that nearby atomic testing has mutated some of the plants. It that weren't bad enough, a monster terrifies the villagers in its lust for blood. The man-beast must be stopped - but how?



This film was a staple at drive-ins in its day. Now experience it live with Cinematic Titanic.
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Teaser Clip for Mortal Kombat Rebirth



Teaser clip for an upcoming project called Mortal Kombat Rebirth. Is it a movie, a video game... perhaps both? One thing is for certain, this eight minute clip is easily better than both Mortal Kombat movies.

Clip includes footage of Jax, Sonya Blade, Sub-Zero, Scorpion, Reptile, Baraka and Johnny Cage, all of which have been given a "Nolan-ized Batman" treatment with a real-world makeover including body modification and rare diseases to explain some of the more fantastical characters' attributes.

No dates, but this listing for MORTAL KOMBAT (2013) seems to be the most likely movie this clip is associated with.

Ready to take a trip to Hell and back via Deacon City?
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SIX-STRING SAMURAI (1998) Movie Review

SIX-STRING SAMURAI (1998)
It has been forty years since the Russians dropped the bomb on America and Lost Vegas, lorded over by Elvis himself, became the last beacon of freedom in a desolate wasteland. Now, the King is dead, and the call has gone out over the airwaves that Lost Vegas needs a new leader. Guitarists across the land are making their journey, including Buddy - a sword-wielding, hollow-body electric guitar player, with a penchant for black suits, skinny ties and two-tone shoes. This "lone wolf" picks up a "cub" on his journey, when he saves a young boy from being attacked by mutants. This kid, who Buddy tries to get rid of at every possible turn, becomes both a helping sidekick and infuriating nuisance.

As Buddy and the kid continue their journey across hundreds of miles of desert and abandoned roadways, they come across rival would-be kings, bowling-themed assassins, an all-American family of cannibals, a communist surf band, and even the Red Army! Buddy's mastery of his sword, and quick kung-fu keeps him safe from harm, unaware that Death himself, is also making his way toward Lost Vegas, killing any guitarist that he finds and keeping their picks as trophies around his neck. Buddy may be quick on his feet and quicker on a fret board, but is he fast enough to outrun death?

In this comical and highly-stylish post-apocalyptic adventure, co-writers Jeffrey Falcon and Lance Mungia, who respectively star and direct, blend a hyperkinetic cocktail of samurai motifs, road movies, ROAD WARRIOR inspired landscapes, colorful comic book-esque characters, and a surf soundtrack (courtesy of The Red Elvises) that hasn't been this good since THE ENDLESS SUMMER. Mungia, in his directorial debut, takes his cues from the dubbed kung-fu VHS releases of his youth. His action scenes are quick cut to the tempo of the music and the film speed is played with to enunciate Buddy's finishing moves or when he needs to pose. Jeffrey Falcon, who performs his own stunts, obviously has some martial arts training, and Mungia keeps his camera back enough to show that Falcon knows what he is doing. And even though the film's original language is in English, most of dialogue appears to be dubbed in post-production. This should be the western/samurai/action/exploitation homage that everyone name drops, rather than KILL BILL VOL. 1, so where did it go wrong?

The film's fatal flaw is the choice of half-pint Justin McQuire, who makes his first only film appearance playing The Kid. A even better question is the choice of why The Kid exists at all. If Mungia and Falcon were aiming to give a nod to the LONE WOLF AND CUB series, they sorely missed their mark. The Kid, who basically communicates in high-pitched shrieks is enough to drop the enjoyment of any scene he is in to zero. Even in the coolest of sword fights, a quick cut to this brat wailing is enough to make one just want to stop the movie. It really is that annoying. During Buddy's many failed attempts to ditch The Kid, we feel his frustrating pain when he has to save him or when the tyke wanders back to the roadside bar Buddy has holed up in for the night. While the storyline would turn out much different without this ragged tot in tow, the alternate result would have been a flashier, hipper, and cooler version of what we get.

There is plenty to be excited about here, and The Kid fortunately doesn't do enough damage to completely make the film a no-go. There is Death for instance, who looks like Slash right off the cover of Appetite For Destruction, who is more of a nuisance to Buddy than an actual adversary. His mission is to take over Lost Vegas with heavy metal, and thus becomes a contrasting force against Buddy's rockabilly stylings. Their final battle, which is equal parts "Devil Went Down To Georgia" and SANJURO, is a duel that the film takes eighty minutes to build up and final product does not disappoint. Buddy also takes on an entire division of the Red Army, who still carry guns despite not having any bullets for them. The bloodless slaughter is certainly a highpoint of the film. And of course there is the radio DJ Werewolf, who is a blissful tribute to Wolfman Jack, and acts as narrator and sage-like voice-over who pipes in in-between scenes, a requirement for any action-fantasy worth its weight in steel.

Released at the tail-end of the indie film explosion of the nineties, SIX-STRING SAMURAI got its fifteen minutes, but never got the cult status is does deserve. You won't find people dressed as Buddy at comic conventions, you're not going to find a ten-year anniversary re-release or a re-make of it this any time soon, and oddly, you won't find much of the cast or crew connected to any other films after this. The true potential for the film may never have been realized, but still it is a wacky example of the fringe cinema that was popping up in the care-free last decade of the twentieth century. And for better or worse, you'll never see another film quite like this ever made again.
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